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What is the best way to speak to a monster ?
Knock KnockWho's there !Abbott !
Abbott who ?Abbott time you opened this door !
The Eiger (3,970 m (13,025 ft)) is a mountain in the Bernese Alps in Switzerland
haha very funny! Not!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteKnock Knock WHO'S THERE? Mr Ahmed!MR AHMED WHO?Mr Ahmed who is going to teach us after the holidays!
ReplyDeleteKnock Knock!
ReplyDeleteWho’s there?
Cash!
Cash who?
No thanks, but I’d like some peanuts!
What has a neck but not a head?
ReplyDeleteANSWER:A BOTTLE
what do you call a dog on fire?
ReplyDeletehotdog
LOL! Laughing my head off
DeleteKNOCK KNOCK
ReplyDeleteWHOS THERE
DOUGNUT
DOUGNUT WHO
GET YOUR HAIR FIRED
KNOCK KNOCK
ReplyDeleteWHOS THERE
DOCTOR
DOCTOR WHO
YOU JUST SAID MY NAME
Knock Knock
ReplyDeleteWho's there?
Ada
Ada who ?
Ada lot for breakfast.
Brrring! Brrrrring!
ReplyDeleteWho's there?
Hurd.
Hurd who?
Hurd my hand,
so couldn't knock knock
knock knock,
ReplyDeletewhos there?
knock knock,
whos there?
knock knock,
WHOS THERE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?
glad I didn't say knock knock again!
Knock knock
ReplyDeletewhos there?
Disco
disco who
disconnected
ReplyDeletewhere do cows go to have holidays?
To moo york not new york!!!
ReplyDeleteWhy did the tomato chase after the chicken?
ReplyDeleteTo Ketchup
What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep?
ReplyDeleteA dinosnore!
What is the fruitiest lesson?
ReplyDeleteHistory, because it's full of dates!
What is a myth?
ReplyDeleteA female moth!
How did your mum know you hadn't washed your face?
ReplyDeleteI forgot to wet the soap!
What would you call theft in Peking?
ReplyDeleteA Chinese takeaway
Why did the child study in the aeroplane?
ReplyDeleteHe wanted a higher education!
Did you hear about the little boy that they named after his father?
ReplyDeleteThey called him dad!
What is Cheddar Gorge?
ReplyDeleteA large cheese sandwich!
How did the telephones get married?
ReplyDeleteIn a double ring ceremony!
1) Doctor, how do I stop my nose from running?
ReplyDeleteGet your foot and trip it over!
2) Doctor doctor, I can't get to sleep?
Go on the edge of the bed and you'll soon drop off!
3) Doctor doctor, I think I'm a electric eel?
That's shocking!
4) Doctor doctor, I feel like a needle?
I see your point!
5)Knock Knock
Who's there?
Abe!
Abe who?
Abe C D E F G H...!
6) knock knock,
whos there?
knock knock,
whos there?
knock knock,
WHOS THERE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?
glad I didn't say knock knock again!
A man walks into a bar one day and asks, "Does anyone here own that rottweiler outside?"
ReplyDelete"Yeah, I do!" a biker says, standing up. "What about it?"
"Well, I think my chihuahua just killed him..."
"What are you talkin' about?!" the biker says, disbelievingly. "How could your little runt kill my rottweiler?"
"Well, it seems he got stuck in your dog's throat!"
I don't get it. Whats the joke?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111
Deleteneither do i
DeleteWhat did king tut say when he was scared?... I want my mummy.
ReplyDeleteQ:What did the blanket say to the bed?
ReplyDeleteA:Don't worry I've got you covered
Have you heard the story of the germ? never min it'll spread
ReplyDeleteWhy did the tomato turn red? because it saw the salad dressing.
ReplyDeleteWhat is a gorilla's favorite cookie?
ReplyDeleteA: Chocolate chimp!
Why do bees have sticky hair?
ReplyDeleteBecause they use honeycombs
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9!
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work!
Knock, knock.
-Who's there?
Boo.
-Boo who?
Please don't cry. It's only a joke.
Knock, knock.
-Who's there?
Cows say.
-Cows say who?
No silly, cows say moo!
What's mom and dad's favorite ride at a fair?
- A married-go-round!
Where do sheep get their wool cut?
- At the BAAAbars
Where did the king keep his armies?
- In his sleevies!
How do you make a tissue dance?
- Put a little boogie in it.